Julian, 17, Ily plz give me attention.

dutchster:

Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?

(via retiredbae)

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2 hours ago

bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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(via my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil)

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5 hours ago

Items People Tried To Sneak Through Customs

alicehopewalker:

sixpenceee:

A wooden door stuffed with cocaine

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Frogs in a film canister

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Cocaine disguised as candy

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Cats filled with opium

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Snake in a clay pot

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A gecko in a false book

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A metric ton of marijuana as a donkey

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SOURCE & MORE IMAGES

A METRIC TON OF WEED

(via homosuxual)

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9 hours ago

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

(via retiredbae)

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9 hours ago
lego-joker:

djavjr:

smileyfacewinkwink:

One of my favorite scenes from The Great Gatsby (1949)

special effects just ain’t what they used to be

… still better than the 2013 version.

lego-joker:

djavjr:

smileyfacewinkwink:

One of my favorite scenes from The Great Gatsby (1949)

special effects just ain’t what they used to be

… still better than the 2013 version.

(via anti-life-justifies-my-hate)

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